Pissing on the Porch A man and woman had a couple of children who were in high school, a boy and a girl. Now, the girl was quickly blossoming into a woman and growing quite attractive and popular with the boys. In fact, it seemed like there was a new boy at the front door every evening. One morning after the girl had gotten home particularly late, the mother dragged her out to the front porch so her dad could give her a talking -to. But when they got out there, the family dog was pissing all over the porch. Every board, every step, the door -- it was all just soaking in dog piss. And the father was just sitting there, not doing a thing. The mother threw up her hands. ""Why in the hell are you letting him do that?"" she asked. ""Oh he's not hurting anybody,"" answered the dad. ""Besides. It keeps the other dogs away."" The mother thought about this for a moment, turned to her daughter, and said, ""Go get your brother.""