Wee Joe fae Glasgow... After a disasterous earthquake in New York, a wee man from Glasgow headed off across the Atlantic to aid his American friends in the clean up operation. After many days of making little progress, Joe heard that President Obama had arrived to thank everyone who was digging in. That afternoon Joe felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to find himself face to face with the President. "I'd just like to say that your help here is greatly appreciated," Obama said. "Aye, nae bother!" said the Scotsman. "That's an interesting accent you have there. Where are you from?" "Glasgow," Joe replied. The President look perplexed. "Glasgow? Sorry, what state is that in?" "Oh, pretty much the same as New York is now."