Translated Brazilian Joke - A broken car in the desert ** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... ** A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an Argentinian are driving through the desert when their car suddenly breaks. João, the Brazilian suggests each one takes a piece of the car to help their journey walking back to the town. Santiago, the Argentinian says: - I'll take the seat, so if I'm tired I can sit on it and …

I met a one-legged lady at the bar Out of curiosity,I asked her how she lost her leg. "Well, it's due to me being a great negotiator." Do tell. "You see, I had a business trip down to Brazil, and I was able to get a private pilot to fly me for a quarter of the cost of a commercial airline. Unfortunately, the plane malfunctioned and we crash landed in the Amazon." Ah, so you cheaped out and lost your leg in the crash. "No no, we were both perfectly fine. However, we landed in a territorial …

What’s the difference between Brazil and the USA? About 1500 arrests within 48 hours of an attempted coup.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes.