Paddy has just correctly answered the £500,000 question on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. He has only one question standing between him and the £1m jackpot. "Which of these birds does not live in a nest? A) Thrush, B) Kestrel, C) Blue Tit, D) Cuckoo" Paddy has one lifeline left, phone a friend. He decides to call Murphy, the owner of his local pub. Murphy agrees, and immediately shouts "It's a cuckoo!" Paddy goes with that answer and wins the jackpot. That evening, Paddy was round at Murphy's bar celebrating. He turns to Murphy and says "Murphy, how did you know that cuckoos don't live in a nest?" Murphy answers, "That's the easiest question you could have had! Everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
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