A man dies and goes to heaven but he sees there are a lot of clocks displayed at the Pearly Gates. The man is stricken with curiosity and asks Saint Peter. "Hey, what are those clocks for?" he asks. "Oh, those are the clocks of lies," Saint Peter replies. "Every time one tells a lie, their clock moves one minute from 12 o'clock. Look, there's Honest Abe's," points Saint Peter at a clock set at 12:02. "Here are those of our saints," Saint Peter points to another bunch of clocks, some at 12:05, 12:03, times which are barely away from 12 o'clock. "Hmm...where are the politicians' clocks?" the man asks Saint Peter again. "Oh they're in our offices. We use them as electric fans."
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