A Marine received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home... It read as follows: --- *Michael*, *I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is too great and too long. I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us. I'm really sorry.* *Love, Elizabeth* *P.S. Please return the picture you have of me* --- The Marine, his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they had of mothers, sisters, girlfriends, cousins, ex-girlfriends, or aunts they had. After a while he had obtained a sizeable collection, and so he stuffed them all 62 of them into an envelope, including the picture of Elizabeth, along with this letter: --- *Elizabeth,* *I can't quite remember what you look like. Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest.* *Take care, Michael*