Little Johnny was about to go home from school but before his class was dismissed, his 2nd grade teacher said,""I'm going to teach you guys about the government next class, so for homework I want you to ask your parents about the government."" When Johnny got home, he went up to his father and asked him,"" Daddy, what's the government?"" His father said,""Look at it this way son. Our house is the United States of America, and I'm the president, your mother is Congress, the maid is the working cl…

How The Government Works One day, a teacher assigns her kids to do some homework; ask their parents/guardians what the government is, since that's their next lesson. Little Johnny, one of her students, goes home that night and asks his father. "Well," Dad says, "Think of it this way. I'm the president, Mom is the Congress, our maid is the work force, and your little brother is the rest of the citizens in the United States." "I don't think I get it," says Little Johnny, thinking about this obs…

Good Kid! A father had a rather dim-witted son. One day, the son came home from school. His father asked him, ""How was school, son?"" His son replied, ""Great dad! My teacher asked a question, and only I could answer!"" His father was overjoyed. He probed, ""Good kid! What was the question?"" His son replied, ""She asked, 'Who farted?' ""

A black, a mexican, and a white kid are in a classroom learning about nouns. The teach asks the class to pick two nouns at random and after some debate ""liver"" and ""cheese"" are selected. The teacher informs the children that they will be making sentences with these two nouns. First she calls on little Billy, the white kid, ""Billy, can you use liver and cheese in a sentence?"" ""When my father serves liver he makes it with a side of cheese"" replies Billy. ""Very good, the teach exclaims, ho…