in response to a deleted post: How do you apologise when you're wrong? [knock knock joke] Me: knock knock (assuming they're still speaking to me and know what to say next) Them: Who's there? Me: Kenya Fork Them: ...Kenya Fork who? Me: Ken ya forg-ive me?! I'm sorry (Works well to distract them from the fact that you were wrong about something by the lameness of the joke!)

Knock Knock! **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Britney Spears** Britney Spears who? **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Oops I did it again!**

Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless...

Knock knock. Who's there? Grandpa. Shit, stop the funeral!!!!!