in response to a deleted post: How do you apologise when you're wrong? [knock knock joke] Me: knock knock (assuming they're still speaking to me and know what to say next) Them: Who's there? Me: Kenya Fork Them: ...Kenya Fork who? Me: Ken ya forg-ive me?! I'm sorry (Works well to distract them from the fact that you were wrong about something by the lameness of the joke!)