Johnny was sitting in class... ...and the teacher told them they would be dismissed after they matched the quote to the president. She starts with "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Johnny raises his hand, but Sally calls out "FDR" "Correct!" says the teacher, and lets her leave. She asks the next quote: "If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong." Johnny raises his hand again, but Sarah calls out "Abe Lincoln" The teacher lets Sarah leave. At this point, Johnny is getting pretty pissed off and says "I wish all these bitches would shut up." The teacher asks "Who said that?" Johnny yells "Bill Clinton" and runs out of the room.
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