What is a tragedy? During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump is visiting an elementary school and goes into one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “Tragedy.” So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks …

Quiet guy in class had this gem of a response Military history class. We have this one guy in class who doesn't really say much and tends to keep to himself; just figured one of those 'man of few words' kinda guys. One day, we were discussing the planes used in WW2. Ensuing discussion goes as such Professor: So what planes did we have during that time? Student 1: Well we had the Cobra and Mustang Professor: Ok and what did the Japanese have? Student 2: Japanese had zeros Professor: And wha…

A kid comes home from school... ... and so excitedly tells his dad: "Daddy, daddy the teacher asked a question at school today and I was the only one who answered it!" His father replies: "Congratulations, I am so proud of you! ... But what was the question? Son: "Who broke the damn window...."

There were three hellions in a class They were so bad that teachers kept quitting. The principle got so frustrated she hire a retired female marine Sargent to teach the class and gave her authority to go whatever it took to control the three kids. The first day of the school year she walks into the class room and asks the three to step forward. She slapped the first kid and knocked him back 4 feet. She the told him to use a sentence with the word evidently in it. The boy said evidently you’ve h…