I was fed up with being burgled and robbed every other day in my neighbourhood... The alarm system was of no use so I tore it out and deregistered from our ineffective local Neighbourhood Watch. Instead, I've Planted a Syrian, Afghanistan, Yemeni and Iranian flag in four corners of my front garden. Now, The city police, The National Security Bureau, MI-5, MI-6, The CIA And Every Other Intelligence Service In Europe... Are All keeping watch on my house 24x7 x 365..... I'm followed to and from work every day and my wife too when she goes out shopping. So no one bothers us at all...I've never felt safer. All Thanks To these Flags!
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