when my kids lose a tooth i'm gonna put euros under their pillow they'll cry but i'll be all uh oh looks like daddy has to take us to europe

For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.

Life in 1914-1945 Europe must have been hard. All those geopolitical events and no TV shows to compare them to

In Europe, her milkshake brings all the boys to the meter.