The Redneck Vasectomy Billybob and his wife, Charlene, had 6 kids and decided this was enough. Charlene told Billybob that he should get a vasectomy, and he agreed. The next day, Billybob walked down to the local doctors and asked about the procedure. "Well" said the doctor "it's a very simple procedure. Take an empty beer can, put an M-80 firecracker in it, light it and then hold the can and count to 10". That can't be right, thought Billybob. So he asked if he could seek a second opinion. The doctor told him that he should go to the big city and ask a doctor there. So he did. He traveled on the bus and got to the doctors office. When he was invited in to the consultation room he asked the doctor about a vasectomy" "Oh its very easy" said the doctor. "Take an empty beer can, put an M-80 firecracker in it, light it and then hold the can and count to 10". Now with 2 doctors saying the same thing Billybob thought this must be the correct way to do it. She he went home and bought himself a crate of beer. After 2 or 3 cans to get rid of the nerves he went into the garden, placed an M-80 in an empty can and lit it. Then he started counting. "One, two, three, four, five..." Then he ran out of fingers on one hand. So he gripped the beer can between his thighs and started to count again.