The Redneck Vasectomy
Billybob and his wife, Charlene, had 6 kids and decided this was enough. Charlene told Billybob that he should get a vasectomy, and he agreed.
The next day, Billybob walked down to the local doctors and asked about the procedure.
"Well" said the doctor "it's a very simple procedure. Take an empty beer can, put an M-80 firecracker in it, light it and then hold the can and count to 10".
That can't be right, thought Billybob. So he asked if he could seek a second opinion. …