A blonde walks into an appliance store...... A blonde walks into an appliance store. She asks the sales person, "I like this TV how much is it for?” The salesperson replies, "It's $100 but, we don't sell to blondes here. go away." Realizing that she would never find such a great deal at any other appliance store the blonde decides to die her hair black and go to the store again to buy the TV. On the second day, she goes to another salesperson and says, "I would like to buy this TV." This sales person also tells the blonde that, "We don't sell to blondes here. go away." The blonde leaves in frustration and is a bit surprised about how did the salesperson know that she is a blonde even though she dyed her hair black. Now with a strengthened resolve, she decides to buy the TV from the same appliance store with any means possible. So she that's a plastic surgery to completely change her face and also get her hair dyed as a ginger. Finally she goes to the appliance store and asks another third salesperson that she would like to buy the TV. The salesperson replies, "We do not sell to blondes here. Go away." Now in a complete disbelief and utter disappointment the blonde yells at the sales person in anger and frustration, "I got a plastic surgery and dyed my hair ginger. How do you guys still know that I am blonde? The sales person replies, "That thing you want to buy is a microwave oven.”