My friend told us the longest joke i've ever heard and i dont even know if it makes sense **A guy was working on his job, then his boss asks him:** *-"Have you ever seen a Penguin?"* *-"I have never seen one"*, **the guy replies** *-"HOW IS IT THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ONE? GO TO HUMAN RESOURCES RIGHT NOW!"* **The guy goes to human resources:** *-"Hello, why are you here?"* *-"My boss sent me here because i have enever seen a penguin"* *-"HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN? YOU ARE FIRED"* **The guy, now sad and unemployed, goes to his house** *-"Why are you here so early?"* **his wife asks** *-"They fired me"* **the guy replies** *-"How so?"* **says his wife** *-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me because i have never seen a penguin"* *-"YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN?"* **asks his wife in shock and disbelief** **His wife divorces the guy and leaves the house, he is left living with his son** *-"Why did mom divorce you?"* **his son asks** *-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then your mom left me because i have never seen a penguin"* **he replies** *-"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, HOW IS IT THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN? I AM NO LONGER YOUR SON!"* **The son kicks him from the house and now he's homeless, the next day, a police officer asks him** *-"Why are you here in this situation? last week you had a great family and a good job and a big house"* *-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house because i have never seen a penguin"* *-"YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN? SIR YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him present with you while you are being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent you before any questioning, if you wish one"* **The guy is sent to court to decide his sentence, the judge asks** *-"Why are you here sir?"* *-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house and i got arrested because i have never seen a penguin"* **The judge, in disbelief say**s *-"HOW COME YOU NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN, YOU HAVE A LIFE SENTENCE NOW"* **Now the guy, unemployed, divorced, homeless and with a life sentence goes to prison, in prison his cellmates ask him how he got in prison** *-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house, got arrested and got a life sentence because i have never seen a penguin"* **His cellmates in rage ask him** -*"WHY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN? WE'LL GIVE YOU A LESSON"* **then they lynch him and he dies.** **In heaven, Saint Peter asks him** -*"How did you die?"* **He replies** *-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house, got arrested, got a life sentence and got killed by my cellmates because i have never seen a penguin"* **Saint Peter says** *"HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN?"* **The guy goes to hell, there, the devil asks him** -"Why are you here?" **The guy responds** *-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house, got arrested, got a life sentence, got killed by my cellmates, and go to hell because i have never seen a penguin"* *-"HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN"* **says the devil, them the guy gets thrown into a bottomless pit, much later, he reaches the bottom, there is another guy down there named John and John asks him** *-"Why are you here"* **The guy replies** *-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house, got arrested, got a life sentence, got killed by my cellmates, then go to hell, and then et thrown into this bottomless pit with a bottom"* *-"Why"* **asks John** *-"Because i have never seen a penguin"* *-"Me neither".*