Reports are now emerging from Russia that Putin rode the meteorite while shirtless, steering it away from a box of kittens.

Putin: I have returned Russia to its glory days, once again we have launched a dog into space Reporter: when will it return Putin: WHat

Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map... Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all "Russia".

[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. "I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!