You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast.

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree? Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile…

How did the angel get on top of the christmas tree? So one year, Santa was having a bad time of it. The reindeer were threatening a strike, the elves had to recall 30% of their toys due to manufacturing defects, all in all, just a frustrating time. So Santa stood up and made a very LOUD announcement. "I am going to my study. I'm taking my boots off, having a cup of hot cider, and am going to read a good book. I want. to. finish. my. book." About 5 minutes later, he hears a knock on the …

Time for a Christmas joke... Some time in the early 80s, during perestroika, a couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square in late December. There was a fine mist in the air, and the couple are arguing. I think it’s snowing," says the man. "No. That's definitely rain ," replies his wife. "Too cold for rain," he states. "Too wet for snow," she retorts. They continue this argument back and forth for 10 minutes. Finally, the wife see a police officer and says, "How about we ask him to settl…