4 nuns died and went to heaven The angel infront of the gate asked the first nun "have you held a phallus" and the nun said "accidentally I touched the tip once" and the angel said "wash your finger tips in that basin of holy water and your sins would be cleared", the angel asked the 2nd nun the same question and the 2nd nun said "I once held one in my palm for a brief second" and the angel said "wash your palm in that basin of holywater and your sins will be cleared, the 4th nun came in rushing before the 3rd nun and the angel said "calm down sister there is no need to rush " and the nun said "I am not washing my mouth with that water after the 3rd sister washes her ass with it"