A Russian comes home after fishing trip A Russian comes home after fishing trip and hears the news that Russia is at war. He asks another Russian what is going on, and he tells him: "We are at war with NATO!" "Oh wow, how many troops have been lost?" "Well, we have lost 45,000 troops, almost 2000 tanks, a thousand artillery pieces, several hundred helicopters and aircraft, several generals have been captured, our economy is in shambles, and the Moskva was sunk. "And NATO?" "NATO hasn't showed up yet."
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