Why can’t the Uk and the USA play chess anymore? Because one lost its queen and the other lost its two towers#USA#Q&A0🔗 Share
Not a woman or a farmer, but a Polish man goes to a divorce lawyer.... A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day the Polish man rushed into a lawyer's office and asked the lawyer if the lawyer could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: *Have you any grounds?* Yes, an acre and half and…Read more#USA#Poland#Marriage#Work+2 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics? Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.#Mexico#USA#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin.#USA#Doctor#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
a Polish man moved to the USA and married an american girl. A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the founda…Read more#USA#Poland#Marriage#Work+2 more0🔗 SharePermalink →