I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, ""If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"" ""NO!"" the children answered. ""If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"" Again, the answer was, ""NO!"" By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! ""Well, then, …

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in Heaven. They are all asked, ""When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"" The first guy says, ""I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."" The second guy says, ""I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."" The last guy repl…

A man's car breaks down in a blizzard - the key to life John Jonson was making the yearly 400-mile-long trip to his relatives when snow began to fall. Small flakes, each intricate and delicate quickly turned to heavy gusts of snow. It didn't take long before John's vision was obscured and his car, to his dismay, began to cough and splutter. John, with his lack of mechanical knowledge, felt helplessly alone and scared. A man of 34, wife, kids, nice car, he never could have imagined he would die o…

Little Ian A teacher was testing children in a Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. ""If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church,"" she asked them, ""would that get me into heaven?"" ""NO!"" the children answered. ""If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"" Again, the answer was 'No!' By now she was starting to smile. ""Well, then…