Stalin's driver asks him for a raise One day; while walking to his car - comrade Krushchev comes upon his driver, eating grass. "What are you doing?" "Don't you have any food to eat?" "I pay you a monthly salary!" The driver responds; "Comrade Krushchev, i can barely feed my family with that money. Please! I'm begging you, can i have a promotion?" Comrade Krushchev obliges. Later in the evening; Stalin's driver sees Krushchev's driver buying drinks for everyone at the local bar. After hearing the story; Stalin's driver tries the same thing. After his superior sees him eating grass; Comrade Stalin demands to know what he is doing. "Comrade Stalin, please; i can't afford to even feed my family with the wage you pay me!" Comrade Stalin responds. "Well, for goodness sake then; don't be so greedy! Save some of my lawn for your family!"