Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are in a bar After a few drinks Steven says he's thinking about making an action movie about classical composers Sylvester says ""I wanna be Mozart!"" Arnold says ""in that case...I'll be Bach""

Steven Spielberg dies and goes to heaven. He's greeted at the gates by Peter who informs him that God is a big fan of his work. He begins with a tour of the place and goes on to mention that if Steven needs anything to just say the word. ""We'll, I'd love to meet Stanley Kubrick,"" Steven admits. ""I'm sorry, but as you may know, Mr. Kubrick doesn't take meetings,"" Peter replies. They continue on their tour until Steven notices a man with a beard, wearing an Army jacket and riding around on a b…

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Record breaking, visionary director Steven Spielberg: 'Wanna play a dull, killed off screen character?' Samuel L Jackson: 'Sure'