Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!

Back in my day we didn't call meeting strangers from the Internet in random places for a weekend "tweet ups" we called it "shit you dont do"