try the chili A man walks into a restaurant. He asks the waitress for an order of chili.The waitress points to a man at the the table next to him and says, "sorry, that guy over there got the last bowl. Is there anything else I can get for you? The man replies," let me think about it for a little bit longer, I was really looking forward to the chili." After the waitress leaves he looks over and notices the other guy's bowl is totally full and he's not even touching it. So he leans over and say,…

Are you gonna eat that? A hungry man with a hankerin' for chili sits down at a restaurant. The waitress approaches to take his order and, of course, he orders a bowl of chili. She replies, "Sorry sir. The gentleman seated at the table next to you got the last bowl." The hungry man looks over and sees that the his neighbor is almost finished his meal but the bowl of chili is still full. Feeling slightly embarrassed but still super in the mood of chili he asks the age old question, "Are y…

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jewish man die and go to heaven.... An angel ushers the Frenchman into a room filled with every French delicacy imaginable and instructs him - you can eat whatever you want, but if you eat anything from this table, at 5:00 a boiling pot of French onion soup will be wheeled in and you're going in it. The Frenchman thinks for a moment and stands back in fear. An angel ushers the Italian into a room filled with every Italian delicacy imaginable and instructs him -…

told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco