What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot? Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Bing Crosby is sitting alone at a bar When in walks David Bowie, looking really depressed. “What’s up?” asks Bing. “I don’t know what to do” says David. “My inflatable arse has collapsed. “Oh don’t worry,” says Bing. “You can borrow my rubber bum pump”. “Your rubber bum pump”? “My rubber bum pump”.

Did you know that Michelangelo's David was one of many heroes that were sculpted for a big project? He was part of the Marble Cinematic Universe.