Wow, busy day for Donald Trump. Tomorrow he'll probably ban dogs from homes, end Star Wars, put spiders in every shower and outlaw dreaming.

[2050] "Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out

Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up.

In Mexico, the KKK is known as the What What What.