What's the difference between America and Europe? In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe? So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Ill have a pepsi please Four CEO's meet up at a bar. Its the CEO of Budweiser, CEO of Heineken, CEO of Carlsberg and CEO of Guinness. The CEO from Budweiser orders a Bud and says ""the best selling beer in america"" and enjoys a sip. The CEO of Heineken orders him a Heineken, says ""the best selling beer in Europe"" and takes a sip. The CEO of Carlsberg takes a bottle of Carlsberg, takes a sip and say ""probably the best beer in the world"". The CEO of Guinness askes the bartender if he can have…

Im sick of people calling America ""the stupidest country in the world"" Personally, I think Europe is.