Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up.

The Three Randies Three friends have gotten together for their weekly drinks and chat and they are all discussing their new boyfriends. By coincidence, all three of the boyfriends are named ""Randy"". This, of course, causes confusion as to which Randy they are discussing. The friends decide to give their boyfriends nicknames so as to avoid confusion, and decide to name their beaus after various soda pops. Friend #1 says ""I'm gonna call my boyfriend Randy Seven-Up, because he's got seven inches…

A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to his best pirate bud, Randy. Randy looks at the pirate, leans over and asks, ""arrr matey, why are ye wearin a steerin wheel on ye belt buckle?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrr, it's been drivin me nuts!""

Statistically, 1 in 5 of The Jackson's are Randy.