The Three Randies Three friends have gotten together for their weekly drinks and chat and they are all discussing their new boyfriends. By coincidence, all three of the boyfriends are named ""Randy"". This, of course, causes confusion as to which Randy they are discussing. The friends decide to give their boyfriends nicknames so as to avoid confusion, and decide to name their beaus after various soda pops. Friend #1 says ""I'm gonna call my boyfriend Randy Seven-Up, because he's got seven inches…