A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?

Penguins, 20 Euros A man had been enjoying Amsterdam and was down to his last 20 euros. Wandering the streets he spies a sign, ""Penguins 20 Euros"" ""Hell yeah! I'm going to get a penguin!"" He walks in and says he would like the penguin for 20 euros. He is led upstairs into a room with the most beautiful woman ever. She rips down his pants and begins giving him the best blow job of his life. Just as he is about to climax she gets up and runs out of the room. He chases after with his pants arou…

It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess so went to his priest: ""Forgive me Father for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."" ""Well"" answered the priest ""that's not a sin."" ""But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed."" ""I admit that wasn't good but you did it for a good cause."" ""Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."" ""What is that my son?"" ""Do I have to tell him the w…

WAR BOARDER A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"