WAR BOARDER A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

War A Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a Jewish man in my attic.” “Well,” answered the Priest, “That's not a sin.” “But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed.” The Dutchman said. The Priest replied, “I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause.” The Dutchman exclaimed “Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question.” “W…

A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess ... so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

A priest, a thief, and a soldier. (Long) A thief, a priest, and a soldier were all in a plane that's about to crash. They each decide to drop something so they can look for it just in case they survive. The priest drops a bible, the thief drops a knife, and the soldier drops a grenade. The plane crashes, and, miraculously, they survive. They go their separate ways and begin to search for their items. The priest is walking around and see's a little girl crying. He says ""Little lady, why are you …