Penguins, 20 Euros A man had been enjoying Amsterdam and was down to his last 20 euros. Wandering the streets he spies a sign, ""Penguins 20 Euros"" ""Hell yeah! I'm going to get a penguin!"" He walks in and says he would like the penguin for 20 euros. He is led upstairs into a room with the most beautiful woman ever. She rips down his pants and begins giving him the best blow job of his life. Just as he is about to climax she gets up and runs out of the room. He chases after with his pants around his ankles yelling ""Hey! Where's my penguin?!?""