How to carve a fish. In the 70's in Scotland, there was a TV show called 'Weirs Way', where a man called Jim Weir would walk around the highlands, chatting with local characters. One episode, he met an old man who carved elaborate walking sticks. Jim picked up a stick that had a beautiful leaping salmon for a handle, and said to the old man, "So tell me Archie, how would you go about carving something as intricate as this?" The old man looked up from his workbench and said, "Well, it's surpri…

A tourist backpacking the highlands of Scotland enters a bar and inside there's only a bar tender and an old man nursing a beer. They sit in silence until the old man looks over to the tourist and says

An Italian rugby player will miss a match against Scotland after being bitten by a dog; Scotland was quoted as saying "good boy."

A lot of Americans don't realize that "Braveheart" is set in the 1970s. That's just how Scotland is. #culture