What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell

[OC/Longgg] (Experimental Christmas Poem) - ""Santa's Big Fat Sack is Coming""    Santa's Big Fat Sack is coming! Down the Lane and through the Dell. Santa's Big Fat Sack is coming, Know this Tale and Hark thee well.    Santa's Sack is glistening Red From the Tension of its Presents. Every Girl and Boy awaits - Tensely squirming for Its Presence.    Santa's Big Fat Sack is coming, Shoving down your Chimney Hole. Haunting you in every Househol…

What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer A dell.

A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers. The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says ""I'm all out of HP."" The mage dies.