Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and were in a fatal car crash, who survives? Bill and Monica, ooops I mean Melania!

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump get into a car accident. Who survives? America

A man gets onto a bus. He is carrying two large barrels under his arms. The bus driver says: ""you can't take those barrels onto the bus. What's in there anyway?"" The passenger replies: ""Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump."" The driver asks: ""no, really, what's in there?"" The passenger repeats: ""Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump."" ""Why don't you open them and let me see?"" The passenger does as instructed, and the driver exclaims: ""eww, but they are full of shit!"" The passenger calmly says…

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*