🎲 What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain? In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates ...

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Who was the unluckiest person in Soviet Russia? Yuri Gagarin. He circled the earth 3 times but still ended up in Russia.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia? They were afraid of Stalin.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb? None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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