Stunt pilot?,"My friend Andrew met a girl in the pub last night and they ended up going home together. Tonight the girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees Andrew...He was stacking washing powder boxes onto the shelves. ""Andrew you lying bastard"" she yells ""last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"" ""No"" he says ""I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team.""

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a pilot in Desert Storm and his plane was hit. He had to bail out over enemy territory and all he had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. He drank the whiskey on the …

I met a one-legged lady at the bar Out of curiosity,I asked her how she lost her leg. "Well, it's due to me being a great negotiator." Do tell. "You see, I had a business trip down to Brazil, and I was able to get a private pilot to fly me for a quarter of the cost of a commercial airline. Unfortunately, the plane malfunctioned and we crash landed in the Amazon." Ah, so you cheaped out and lost your leg in the crash. "No no, we were both perfectly fine. However, we landed in a territorial …

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