I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize.

I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia.

I think my wife is cheating on me I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home,…

Chaos Theory Two friends are chatting in a pub. - Have you heard that Mike died yesterday? -- Oh no! What happened to him? - He was about to pass our house driving his car when he crashed into a parking car on the side of the road, broke through the wind shield, flown through straight in our bedroom window. -- Holy c**p! What a horrible death! - No, he survived it alright. He crawled towards our wardrobe, tried to stand up grabbing the handle, but the wardrobe toppled over, and fell right …