Are you ready kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN! I can't hear youuuu! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! Ohhhhhh, who lives with a GPA under a C? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS Who's living with stress induced anxiety? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS! If wanting to drop out is something you wish...CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS Then take a long nap and watch some Netflix! COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEEEEGGEEEEE STUUUDEEEEEEEENTSSSSSS!

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in ""The Crown""? She probably gets royalties

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows? Netflix and Jill

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle.