Are you ready kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN! I can't hear youuuu! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! Ohhhhhh, who lives with a GPA under a C? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS Who's living with stress induced anxiety? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS! If wanting to drop out is something you wish...CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS Then take a long nap and watch some Netflix! COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEEEEGGEEEEE STUUUDEEEEEEEENTSSSSSS!

Because Nintendo's beloved character is Japanese, Mario is his LAST name. His first name? Itsume.

What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up? It's not you

How does Mario talk with the dead? With a Luigi board