A bear walks into a bar... He ambles up to the counter, and asks the bartender for a shot of whiskey.   The bartender looks back at him. ""Sorry, but we don't serve wild animals here"".   A bit pissed, the bear reaches out with a paw and tears the leg off of a table. ""I said, I want a shot of whiskey."" it growls.   ""I really am sorry, but we can't serve wild animals alcohol in here, sir."" the bartender replies, picking up a beer stein and polishing the rim. &nbтАж