A bear walks into a bar... He ambles up to the counter, and asks the bartender for a shot of whiskey.   The bartender looks back at him. ""Sorry, but we don't serve wild animals here"".   A bit pissed, the bear reaches out with a paw and tears the leg off of a table. ""I said, I want a shot of whiskey."" it growls.   ""I really am sorry, but we can't serve wild animals alcohol in here, sir."" the bartender replies, picking up a beer stein and polishing the rim. &nb…

A physicist sits down at a bar. What does he order? Ein stein

Three elderly men are sitting in an empty bar, swapping stories about getting old. The first old man says,""My mind is going, I tell you. My kids come over, and I can remember their faces, but I forget all of their names..."" and clangs his beer glass on the bar. The second old man says,""Tell me about it! Why, I can remember all of my kids' names, but I always forget their faces..."" and slams his whiskey glass on the bar. The third old man bursts into laughter, knocking his stein back and fort…

A nuclear physicist is drinking at Oktoberfest... He approaches the bar to and calls over a barman. The barman asks what he would like, and the physicist raises one finger and says, ""Ein Stein"".