I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!

donald trump joke Donald Trump is speaking at a campaign event in South Carolina. He asks if the crowd wants to hear a joke? The southern crowd goes ""USA! USA! USA!"" What do you call 10 illegal immigrants on the moon? A problem. What do you call 100 illegals on the moon? A problem. What do you call 1000 illegals on the moon? Still a problem. What do you call all of the illegal immigrants on the moon? Problem solved.

Donald Trump wants to build a wall between USA and Mexico... It's okay, we have tunnels.

I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired"".