Little Johnny is at Sunday school and his teacher asks him ""If I went to Church every week, and tried to live my life following the ten commandments, would I get into heaven?"" ""No!"" answers little Johnny ""If I sold my house, my car, and all of my other possessions, and gave all the money to the church, would I get into heaven?"" Little Johnny replies ""No!"" ""Ok, well if I spent my whole life being charitable, loving my family, and being kind to everyone I met, would I get into heaven then…

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, ""If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"" ""NO!"" the children answered. ""If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"" Again, the answer was, ""NO!"" By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! ""Well, then, …

How do you get into Heaven? When Tim was just a wee lad, he went regularly to Sunday School. One day, his teacher decided to test Tim to see if he understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked him, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?" "NO!" Tim answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "…

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” “No!” the children all answered. Then I said, “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?” Again, the answer was, “No!” “Well,” I continued, “Then how can I get to heaven?” A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”