The England national soccer team were meeting ahead of a game in Germany. David Beckham asked the coach: "Where is Michael Owen?" The coach replied: "He's gone to get a tetanus injection." "Oh," said David. "I might just get a new car myself while I'm here." If you asked David Beckham to recite the alphabet backwards, he'd turn around and recite the alphabet. Frankie Boyle
David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut.
david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song
[david attenborough voice] wolves, also known as nature's best animal, have been cool for hundreds of thousands of years
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Sadly, this male's efforts to prepare a nest for mating are all in vain [me crying on top of a half-put on fitted sheet]
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