The England national soccer team were meeting ahead of a game in Germany. David Beckham asked the coach: "Where is Michael Owen?" The coach replied: "He's gone

Defending his wife, David Beckham said that Victoria is worth her weight in gold . . . which works out at around $7.50.

David Beckham was flying out to the Beijing Olympics. A reporter asked him whether he was taking chopsticks. David replied: "No, she's staying at home with the

Victoria and David Beckham were getting ready to attend a glittering awards ceremony when she turned to him and said: "This tampon. Does it make me look fat?" V