A lawyer’s wife died and went to hell ... She saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, What are all those clocks? Yamraj answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. Lawyer’s wife : “Oh”, Who’s clock is that? Yamraj : That’s Gandhi’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. Lawyer’s wife : And whose clock is that? Yamraj : That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life. Lawyer’s wife : Where’s my husband’s clock? Yamraj : Your husband’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan.